no good news.
Rather than ask some friends if they’re going out tonight like a normal person, I send fucking texts like [martini emoji] [beer emoji] [beer toast emoji] … [female dancing emoji].
I need to leave the house or something jfc.
Thank you for this gift.
Hey guys I’m hanging out with a girl I like who doesn’t wanna sleep with me and that’s alright 👌. Y’all need to chill out there.
Shouts out to the haters that lurk my blog and make false assumptions about my life! I love you! You keep doing you!
A 32 year old just messaged me on OKC and opened with “Pssssssst… you awake?”
I attract the strangest people on this shit sometimes.